Australian friendship.

This is out of a chainletter, but it paints the Australian mentality pretty well!

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the f’ing bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you about it, every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whinging.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I Don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass..